“Take off your clothes and get in my bed.”
the orgies on this set must have been fantastic.
HELP.
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Earth’s Mightiest Heroes on Russian TV show “Late Night Urgant”.
Chris won, btw. No surprise here!
Look at the differences in their stances:
Tom does a little elegant HORROR MOVIE HEROINE KILLING THE WRONG BAD GUY.
Renner just basically presents himself to Chris.
Chris… well, that’s how they open beer cans in Australia.
/steals all of them
OH MY GOD THEIR STANCES
lol Jeremy wtf is that you’re never getting any real force behind it that way
/more innuendo
And Chris saving Jeremy from Tom’s swinging at the beginning. GET BACK, YOU CAN’T TRUST LOKI WITH A HAMMER.
Reblogging for all the glorious commentary, omg. I noticed Renner failed to get any momentum going, but I had not seen the way he presented himself to Chris.
I want to go back to that dream from last week, plz.
(Also, I wish I could think of someone for Renner to be, because Hemsworth is George Kirk and every time I see Hiddleston I think “Wow, he’s a young British Brent Spiner!”, but I’ve drawn a blank!)
It’s not the size of the hammer, it’s the way you swing it, yeah?
Hemsworth: Motions of a man who’s had to swing a sledgehammer as a builder. Complete with OH&S kneebending.
Renner: LOOKIT ME, I’ GREW UP CHOPPIN’ WOOD.
Hiddles: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’M DOING SO HAVE SOME OVERLY DRAMATIC SWINGING.
^All of this.

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Who are you really, Brandt?

my favorite photo of jeremy renner ever ( x )