I just started playing Assassin's Creed for the first time...
Me, first playing:
Oh, God, too many enemies. I must blend... Don't mind me, I'm just passing through. Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me... Thank you. Bye, Bitches.
Me, after playing for an hour:
Oh, Dio, troppi nemici. Devo mescolare ... Non mi dispiace, sto solo di passaggio. Mi scusi, mi scusi, mi scusi ... Grazie. Ciao, bellas.